Writing press and talking to press is like LYING LYING LYING SMARMING, oh good lord; this is why I think reporting is more my style. MORE PRESS, LESS RELEASE.

Now that it is the weekend I have the desire to sit at home and write filthy porn and filthily honestly dishonest people. I WASH MY HANDS CLEAN OF THISSSSS.

Competence instead of cover, ( Read more... )

Language altered to appear suitably Annoyed (R) and Irascible (TM); this post bears only minimal resemblance to members of the public that may or may not be either living and/or dead. I swear.

28/1: Enumerated List of Bureaucratic Stupidity

1. To the American Banking system (and its slew of derivatives): I do not see the need or purpose in your ( Read more... )